weed-junkie 

A person that fiends or has a certain desire for the illegal substance call marijuana , kind of like an addict .

Christopher is really a weed-junkie becsuse he sits around the house all day smoking pot .

weed-junkie by Intelligence00 January 2, 2015

Junk Muzzle 

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

Junk Muzzle by Mike M1 September 14, 2007

youtube junkie 

someone who is addicted to youtube. they will be on it everyday checking out new videos. they don't go out much "incase someone post a new video" usually watches weird stuff
sometimes confused with computer junkie. but if they continue they may become one

friend- hey do ya wanna go to the movies with the crew?
youtube junkie- can't (stares in screen)
friend- why?
youtube junkie- this dude just posted this cool video
friend- you are such a youtube junkie

youtube junkie by kitty$ August 3, 2008

junker 

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

junker by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) 

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.

OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) by punkycelt March 27, 2006

Political Junkie

One who is obsessed with all things politcal, watches C-SPAN, and votes in every election. Rachel Maddow is often credited with coining this term.

I am such a political junkie, I need to stop writing emails to Senator Feinstein and get out more.

Political Junkie by longsnapper93 January 1, 2011

Muscle Car Junkie 

A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.

Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"

Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"

*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*

Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"

Muscle Car Junkie by NSX4244 September 2, 2010