Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

jinkly

Lame, weak, useless, easily breakable object

Oh my god this copy machine is jinkly, it is always breaking!

by oilfield March 15, 2014

jankler

A saggy pussy

Her jankler is nasty

by The real nigga69 December 19, 2015

Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.

Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!

by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016

Jingle Whore

Someone who's obsessed with Christmas and sings Christmas songs all year round.

Omg you're such a jingle whore.

by scotslassie March 20, 2016

jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression

I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Jinkies

When your girl's pussy hair is so thick you have to search for the hole.

"damn! I was messin' with my girl last night, and jinkies!

by Chipmonculous October 4, 2017