Chipmonculous's definitions

Chrominisms

When your friend won't stop telling you facts that ruin your life. This makes them sound like the human version on Chrome.

"Did you know that broccoli is actually really unhealthy?"
"Jason, stop with the chrominisms.

by Chipmonculous October 4, 2017

Jinkies

When your girl's pussy hair is so thick you have to search for the hole.

"damn! I was messin' with my girl last night, and jinkies!

by Chipmonculous October 4, 2017