The figment of the Jesus of Suburbia's imagination, created by his father's Rage and his mother's love. The Patron Saint of the Denial, the Suicide Commando that your mother talked about, The King of Forty Thieves. He is the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe. St. Jimmy encourages Jesus into doing drugs and basically telling everyone to fuck off. During this time Jesus finds the person to counter Jimmy, Whatshername. A Extraordinary Girl that helps Jesus realize what Jimmy is doing to him. In the end he blows his brains out in the bay after the song Letterbomb which is a break up letter from Whatshername
Guy 1: Dude I just want to kill all of these people they keep pissing me off!
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.
by Patron Saint of the Denial February 14, 2019
a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.
by koldoats June 02, 2020
When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.
by Jasonknowsbitches August 21, 2016
by bark😫🙌 February 18, 2021
Is a male frontal wedgie.
by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009
Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!
by NASCARFAN48 November 05, 2020
A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.
In other words, a condom.
In other words, a condom.
by Orange Dingo December 29, 2005