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Jerk turd 

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.
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jerk-off 

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
jerk-off by hello~ December 15, 2012

jerk star 

someone who's a jerk to the maximum!
"ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!"

"gurl, your little brothers a jerk star."

"foooo reaaaal! let's go smoke some hookah."
jerk star by monicaca August 3, 2007

Jerk the Box 

Female Masterbastion
He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

Jerk off 

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies
"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"
Jerk off by spenzarrr September 2, 2009
The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.
That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!
Jerk-baby by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005