Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

Jafaican

somebody,usually black whos mind leads them to believe they are jamaican but in reality they aint no jamaican

anne-marie is such a jafaican

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Jamaican

Someone who holds down multiple jobs - usually three or more.

I work at the gas station, for Comcast, and I bartend like a true Jamaican.

by Monie_Love February 12, 2009

Jamaican Barbeque

When guests invite themselves over to smoke weed.

"Hey man, the door was unlocked, we let ourselves in, can we burn with you guys?"

"Man what is this? A "Jamaican Barbeque "?

by Gabriel Sa October 10, 2008

Jamaican Rush

Verb: To take a hit of marijuana and proceed to down as many shots of rum as possible before exhaling.

Person 1: What is your best Jamaican Rush?
Person 2: 3 Shots. You?
Person 1: Five.

by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

Jamaica Jake

a guy who is hella dope,fresh, and swaggerful. this doesn't mean he's a pot head but he just likes Jamaica. He's a nice dude.

Yo, you and Jamaica Jake gonna hit that club?

by OG Jamaica Jake January 12, 2013

Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

by Krispy March 31, 2005