Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Jamaican Nig-Nog

A Jamaican Nig-Nog is when you're friend/enemy has his hand in a fist, and you proceed to knock on the outside of his closed fist. This hurts like HELL!

Guy 1: "You're gay"
You: "Oh Yeah, well im gonna give you a Jamaican Nig-Nog"
Gives Guy 1 a Jamaican Nig-Nog
Guy 1: "Oww!! Ok Ok fine you're not gay!"
You: Damn straight!

by Bougerox June 12, 2009

the jamaican

When you go in the restroom and seal up the room and then turn on all the hot water faucets and then start smoken the reefer so it's all smokey and steamy in the restroom then open the doors and watch the steam roll out.

The Jamaican is a great way to get high on 4/20.

by .mAriAh. April 21, 2008

jamaican doughnut

When you use jamaican jerk sauce for lube and apon first cry of pain you reply, "hurts doughnut"

She wanted some morning sex but I had no lube. so I spiced up the sack and gave her a Jamaican doughnut

by jr gong December 4, 2013

Jamaica Knickers

White knickers that sport a RED STRIPE

A lady up on blocks; rag-week

by spootyuk August 10, 2004

Jamaican Steamroller

To turn the shower on and get it extremely hot and steamy in the bathroom and smoke weed in there once it is hot. The heat gets you high quicker and it also feels great when you leave the bathroom.

Example: Hey bro, wanna go do a Jamaican Steamroller in your bathroom real quick?

by mchap January 12, 2009

Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009