Jakob (Capo)

a egotistical woman, she lives her life playing siege and searching for games. Capo likes men.

Bro, Jakob (Capo) is scared of women but wants a, fat booty goth bitch.

by mssvalentina November 26, 2025

Jacobing

where your so ass at a game they start telling you you're jacobing

dude: awh man i got the lowest kills out of our team
dude 2: dude you're jacobing right now

by Dr, Sol March 2, 2026

jacobitis

fear of jacob

"im scared of jacob"

"i have jacobitis

by searchdevonitis April 8, 2026

Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong

issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"

by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010

Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017

lars jakob

every ebba loves him and he usually lives on the country as a fARMER and loves fishing for fish and even for ebbas.

lars jakob and ebba are like sooo cute together

by Adrish June 2, 2017

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019