An Interception

When one man is about to cum in another man’s asshole, but instead quickly cums in another man’s mouth

Kirk was about to cum in his ass but quickly pulled an interception.

by Vikingsfan69 October 8, 2022

Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.

by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023

Self-interest

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.

Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Propersonal interest

A personal interest that is aligned with your jobs role and responsibility. Propersonal interests are a great addition to your growth plan and should be discussed by you and your manager during growth conversation. Growing your propersonal skills is a great way to bridge the gap between personal and professional development.

I have a propersonal interest in developping as a krav maga coach and i think some of the teams could benefit from learning krav maga.

by SimzSimma May 31, 2023

Ford Interceptor Utility

A Version of the Ford Explorer Specially designed for Law Enforcement Agencies Across America and Canada.

Person1:Oh look! Look at that Ford Explorer

Person 2: Erm Akchually it is actually a Ford Interceptor Utility 🤓

by Kool89430 December 27, 2023

Mutual Interest

Where two people express interest for each other.

I believe in mutual interest all the way through. I don't want to waste time with someone not interested in me.

by Ajay.Wyd December 24, 2024