the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
by pujneet November 1, 2010
by serphas September 9, 2014
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!
jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field
jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field
jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though
by Jock 059 January 7, 2010
When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.
Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"
Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"
Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.
Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
Person 2: INTERCEPTION!
by esj5004 September 3, 2007
When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.
by ChodeMcgee April 5, 2010
by brett farve the great October 23, 2008
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"
Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
by Reginald March 3, 2004