INSTAGRAM

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves

Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid

by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019

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Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

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Instagram

Instagram , a social networking site that allows you to post pictures and share things with people that are following you.

Add me on Instagram - s.a.n.i.a.k.u.m.a.r

by s.a.n.k May 21, 2020

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Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020

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