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The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.
by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022
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Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
by Fritz March 24, 2022
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swim between the flags

I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags
by Mr Mystereious January 12, 2018
mugGet the swim between the flagsmug.

swimming the red river.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.
by 517 March 28, 2009
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Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better
Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.
by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006
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Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.
Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.
by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015
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swim team girls

Girls that nobody likes but other swim team girls and think they are welcome at parties when they are clearly not
"Tommy was having this party but it was ruined when all the swim team girls came."

"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"
by dirty111 March 17, 2008
mugGet the swim team girlsmug.

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