hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.

Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.

by Daiseysbff November 8, 2017

Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.

The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af

by tindertiger February 2, 2019

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass

He bob you can hoop me if you want

by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 19, 2022

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin July 27, 2015

hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot July 27, 2015