hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Hippo

Your mother

brother1: your mom is a hippo

by Th3Cy4 February 15, 2024

oogly depressed hippo

an oogly hippos name is probably quincy

my name is quincy and im a oogly depressed hippo

by oogly hippo September 2, 2020

Hippo

An animal with no soul

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.

by Gedghf September 26, 2021

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”

I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.

by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024