Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo March 01, 2023

Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 13, 2021

Hippo of the Deep End

Manatee

The Hippo of the Deep end sure is annoying

by fpaq March 29, 2011

hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother

Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.

by ServThePerv January 14, 2011

Fiona the hippo

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all

It’s Fiona the hippo birthday see what she’s doing next on WLWT

by Cosmo66777 May 20, 2022

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025