hellooo

To get someone's attention.

Hellooo!

by Clyde from bus January 16, 2018

hello to you

A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.

"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"

by Andy June 23, 2004

hello whore

someone who is willing to take a hello from anyone..no matter what.

" hi max"
"hello"

oh my god..max is such a hello whore.

by caitlin <3 November 11, 2005

Say hello to Adolf for me

A more polite/less vulgar way of telling someone to "go to hell" even though the overwelmingly strong sentiment to cuss them out completely is still there.

Comes from the fact that if there is actually a hell, then Adolf Hitler is most certainly there burning to a crisp.

Brad: "Well, ma'am, since this toaster you sold me was a total lemon, I'd like my money back."

Customer Rep: (Sarcastically) "Well, if you wouldn't have misused it, you wouldn't be here right now begging for your money back!"

Brad: "Bitch, I don't know who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, but as far as I'm concerned, you can go say hello to Adolf for me. Just give me my fuckin' money!"

by dookeyboy March 4, 2011

Heller's Law

1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.

2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.

Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"

by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013

New York Hello

A New York Hello is when you get introduced to the city in an unfortunate way, or just when something untoward happens in general. Instead of saying "Well that's a fine how do you do" (Laurel and Hardy style) you would say, "Well that's a fine New York Hello".

Having a plant from a fire escape fall and bop you on the head,
or by having a taxi drive by and splash water all over you,
or by having someone spit on you.
That's a fine New York Hello

by iconomy January 12, 2006

Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

by goochmaster December 24, 2003