A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"
Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
by Ike Jones December 11, 2007
Get the Hello Claricemug. A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent
{ring ring}
Hello?
Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.
Oh! Hello Love!
Hello?
Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.
Oh! Hello Love!
by karidababithitter November 3, 2010
Get the Hello Lovemug. what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
by jimbob February 15, 2003
Get the hello ladiesmug. "Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."
by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019
Get the Hello Internetmug. n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.
Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."
by Carl Willis January 12, 2005
Get the Hello Kittymug. A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
Get the Hello Sailor!mug. by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 14, 2018
Get the hello, food?mug.