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heemal

I'm gonna play with Heemal's attached joystick tonight!!!
by Anonymous June 19, 2003
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Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.
''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''
by borrie August 24, 2011
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heem

Joseph really heemed that egg at that house.
by KipWellsFan April 20, 2004
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Heem

Heem is your dick or penis
“Ay cam come neck my heem real quick dawg”

“Aye collins boyy the way you was sucking on my heem last night make me wanna leave my girl g”

“Ay cus i got my heem stuck in the door go grab the vaseline
by YoungNannerGang May 29, 2019
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I'm on your heels

"I'm on your heels" means that you finna roast someone or gass em
"Now I'm on your heels boy"
by Says who big fella March 2, 2017
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heem

- One who possesses the credentials of HeemJ
- A title given to a man who meets the requirements of MJ, as well as those of the HeemJ list.

Rules of HeemJ:

Must like eyeliner or other facial enhancements, such as piercings and subtle make up, or club kid fashions.
Appreciate the form of adult males.
Exceptionally artistic (Musically, Artistically, Theatrically, and Dance)
Sense of fashion- Clothes that fit and coordinate.
Non-homophobia. Enough said
Openmindedness or willing to explore life.
Being GAY is automatic HeemJ. Assuming you aren't a turd.
Having a "dominate" aura, and exploiting it unpolitely. ;-)

Removal of HeemJ is based on the followig situations:

Homophobia. Straight up. Don't be ignorant.
Cockiness or arrogance.
Popped Collars (Can you say EW!)
Refusal to wear eyeliner
Overly straight
Zac-ing. You look like shit, really.
Football players. Yeah. running into each other is totally sexy! *blink*
Being rude or snooty to us. (Dreama and Ashley)
Making fun of HeemJ honorees.
Insensitivity
Ridicule of true art, and boredness of art.
Being Emo...or attempting to be Emo. -- Aboslutely NOT!
Darren Hayes is a Heem.
We can't wait to see heem. (instead of, "We can;t wait to see him)
Our Heem is Late!
He wants Heem! (instead of, "He wants Him")
by HeemJ! July 28, 2008
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alliana heessel

Alliana heessel is a retard
by Bobby stiffer May 5, 2018
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