hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

hoo-hopsicle

a hoo-hopsicle occurs when a females genetalia is overcome with sudden coolness, and thus becomes frozen solid.

It's so cold out, I have a hoo-hopsicle!

by Michael & Tits October 4, 2008

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

New Hampshire

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.

New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.

by MilfordNH January 3, 2019

Hampshire Regional

A high school in a hick-town area of Western Massachusetts that consists of grotesque young-adults. Mainly Females who have disturbing smiles. They also enjoy taking pictures of themselves at least a few times a day with their pink cheap Wal-mart cameras, and then proceed to eat obscene amounts of food because there is nothing around them but fields which they are too lazy to explore. There are some that attend this school who can be classified as somewhat normal human beings. This school and the "people" inside of it are the main link to the stereotype of Western Massachusetts being red-neck and trashy.

Hey, those fugly girls look like Hampshire Regional bitches, all chunky and smiley. Look, they're wearing John Deere hats too!

by heekshavok January 13, 2009

Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.

"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."

by anon15378 August 28, 2011

new hampshire

an industrial state full of grouchy, but highly independent minded people

the grouchy factory worker in new hampshire said live free or die

by StatesDude March 31, 2004