handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.

JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....

by Boxx Cutta January 7, 2019

Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.

"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin

by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

Handy Chance

Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip

Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.

by String B November 17, 2022

hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022