gash hammer

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.

The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...

by Sam Feekins October 2, 2006

Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

drop the hammer

To perform an action without restraint...usually as a last resort.

That's it! I've tried to play nice with you, now you've given me no choice! It's time to drop the hammer!

by Kurogane7 November 25, 2010

Alaskan jack hammer

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.

Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer

by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009

gundam hammer

Gundam Hammer - A weapon in "Gundam." A chain with a rocket-powered spiked ball on the end. Yoshiyuki Tomino, the creator of "Gundam," insisted that "Gundam" was not just a giant robot anime, but a realistic show about war and humanity. Gundam Hammer was introduced, and critics said it wasn't very realistic. Tomino responded by saying that "Gundam" is only a giant robot anime after all.

well, a string on that suppposed REAL space ship's just another gundam hammer!

by Your August 11, 2003

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

hammerfuck

To fuck someone or something with great intensity and ferocity.

Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.

by DankDonk May 17, 2006