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fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
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The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
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hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."

Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."

Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
by hawkjames October 14, 2013
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hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
by Jl77diver January 6, 2014
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charles the hammer

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.
he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.
by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
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Kev Hammer

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018
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