I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
Get the Hammering the Beetsmug. by Boba Twat January 22, 2010
Get the taint hammermug. A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
Get the The Hammer of Thormug. by Supra man June 24, 2014
Get the Hog Hammeringmug. by Warm Hammer PhD. August 15, 2011
Get the Warm Hammermug. He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
Get the Pleasure Hammermug. by Jl77diver January 6, 2014
Get the hammered hellmug.