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Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.
The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.
by HeroGuard July 30, 2009
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turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
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Copper Guardian

Friend, relative, or neighbor assigned to keep an eye on your home while you're out of town so no one steals your air conditioner, hot water heater, etc., for the purpose of stripping it down to sell the copper tubing/parts.
Friend 1: All set for your cruise to the islands? Friend 2: Yeah, man - got my tickets, swimsuit's packed, and dropped the key with the Copper Guardian.
by Zoomin' Rozie January 26, 2011
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Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
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Gate Guardians

Any portions of the labia minora which extend outward beyond the vaginal opening.

Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.
It's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way.

We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."
by DaffyD April 25, 2012
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Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.
"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"
by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014
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Color Guard

A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.
Person 1: Are you free tonight?
Person 2: No, I have color guard.
by Sam Shark November 17, 2018
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