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Greasy Bacon

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon
Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.
by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010
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greasy beaver

When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.
Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower
by JaydedUnicorn May 28, 2016
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greasy weasy

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.
Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!
by Runescape sword February 1, 2016
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Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.
"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."
by AngryBradley May 17, 2013
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Greasy Chicken

Having anal intercourse with a girl using a used condom
by twomentogether August 22, 2008
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Greasy Vagina

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.
MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!
by KFC. April 9, 2010
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greasy dick

A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
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