Grumble Of Magats

Just like a group of owls form a Parliament and a flock of crows is called a Murder, a gathering of members and/or adherents of the MAGA political sect will henceforth be named a Grumble of Magats (a takeoff on the actual term Grumble of Maggots).

President Trump addressed an unusually rambunctious grumble of magats this evening as gas prices nationwide surpassed the $5 per gallon mark. Some of the attendees were actually foaming at the mouth.

by beansforbreakfast March 10, 2026

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Gyamblegooning

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.

I was gyamblegooning all night long to make my own playing cards.

Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?

by draag June 7, 2025

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Gyamblegooning

Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.

I was gyamblegooning all night long so I could have a new set of playing cards

Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night

by draag June 7, 2025

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Gyamblegooning

The act of gooning (intense, prolonged edging) for so long that one’s bodily “output” takes the form of playing cards. These “cards” are then allowed to dry and solidify, and are used to gamble in games like poker and blackjack. A bizarre fusion of compulsive pleasure and high-stakes gambling.

After hours of gyamblegooning, he finally shuffled his sticky deck and dealt himself a royal flush-definitely the weirdest poker night ever.

by draag June 29, 2025

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