Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

movie goer

Two women who go to the movies together on a regular basis. They may be mistaken for two lonely lesbians, but in actuality they enjoy bickering over who pays for tickets and buys popcorn. They may snuggle in the back row, but no one knows.

Candida and Tracy enjoy going to chick flicks while people stop and stare at the normal movie goers.

by brevinlova1 December 20, 2009

goerlach

an herb smoking booze chugger; friends with the red baron and caveman

You party animal, you are quite the goerlach.

by mg March 10, 2004

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

by kittridge October 18, 2008

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

government hoe

A female that claims she's independent but doesn't work. She lives off walfare, child Support, and gives sexual favors for money. Doesn't provide for her kids without the help of the government

She can't wait until the first to show off she's a government hoe

by Me kia July 2, 2014

goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018