Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 3, 2019

Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

by Muraxesis June 10, 2020

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano January 13, 2016

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

Riding Goblin

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.

Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.

by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019