Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.

Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...

by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022

Shoe goblins

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins”

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”

by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022

content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.

All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.

by eelbucket March 30, 2022

poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.

Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH

by Amongusly September 13, 2021