flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

Mutually Assured Destruction Fund

A fund

The PPP scammers made-off like Madoff and they're no different than Mutually Assured Destruction Fund's like FTX or GBTC

by Jaaaay Thringus May 10, 2023

absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Funderful

Something which is both fun and wonderful.

PERSON1: I cannot wait for the circus tomorrow.
PERSON2: I know, It'll be absolutley funderful.

by HimWhoEatsTowels August 18, 2008

fupa finder

One with the ability to detect a fupa.

That guy is a natural fupa finder!!

by Effed November 7, 2003

funda

going to, fixing to, etc. etc.

I'm funda go to da' sto' and get like 10 40's, fa'reezy.

by Don Maccey May 4, 2007

Hedge Fund

Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.

"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."

by Aint Jamima August 3, 2009