fudge foot

Accidentally standing in a piece of dog shit

Damn it! I only went out for a walk and now I've got a nasty case of fudge foot!

by keith iom December 7, 2006

fudge nickles

a word used in place of the "F" word.

Ah fudge nickles, I can't believe I lost my keys.

by Dixon Cider March 12, 2009

fudge knuckle

Piling a dump so high in a toilet that when you go to wipe your knuckles hit the pile causing your them to be covered in hot fudge.

After taking a massive dump and wiping, I hit the pile and got a fudge knuckle.

by Beetle Juice November 5, 2006

FudgeMuppet

The act of fisting a loved one in the ass.

Hello sweetie, I know you are a lovely virginal Baptist girl, but would you be my FudgeMuppet tonight? It's my birthday by the way.

by Ottoh June 24, 2012

fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

fudge

Replacement word for the profanity "fuck", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws

Ah, fudge, I dropped my pencil

by $ally August 5, 2007

Fudge Packer

slang word for homosexual

that boy is one dirty fudge packer

by andy October 24, 2003