Fruit Boots

Derogatory term used by skateboarders in reference to inline skaters associating them with homosexuals skating on the boardwalk of popular beach resorts (e.g. Venice Beach in California).

Take your queer fruit boots somewhere else and stay out of our way!

by Mark 42 February 1, 2008

Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.

That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.

by Christopher G September 5, 2008

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

fruit cake

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

fruit loops

cereal where there is an ad in which Tucan Sam makes the gayest and funniest face of all time.

They got the fruit loops! (makes the face)

by oswald the ninja July 20, 2004

fuck fruit

A baby, especially as the result of spontaneous sex.

Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 1, 2007

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.

by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010