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by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021

front butt

not your "back butt" but your "front butt" This means privates in urban slang.

Watch out that you don't touch his front butt. He is peeing with it right now.

by BigBombingBoober December 21, 2003

front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

Frolic

When one goes to a swim club not to exercise but lurk in the pool, with minimal movement. Usually causing a ruckus in the process.

Hey Ted, are you DTF? And by that I mean down to frolic.

by Tubbis July 21, 2011

frolic

a way of dancing to techno music involving rhythmic jumps, spins, hand gestures, and feet tricks. Frolicing usually takes place in techno clubs and most dancers are under the influence of exstacy.

"Are you going to club Pacha tonight?"
"I don't know they only play techno there and i don't know the first thing about frolicing."

by Sophie Babyy March 13, 2008

full frontal lobotomy

A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.

These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.

Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.

The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.

The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.

Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.

"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."

Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."

by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006

eminence front

the best song by The Who hands down. yes even better than gems like 'Baba O'Riley', 'Pinball Wizard', and 'Magic Bus'. it appeared on thier last studio album 'It's Hard'

Kazaa sucks ass cause nobody has the video for Eminence Front that you can download

by Matty J December 5, 2004