flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis March 2, 2011

flapping ya ham

Some dirty sket who's fanny lips are always wrapped around some fat jerk off's cock.

Hey girl stop being a dirty sket and always Flapping ya Ham.

by Number one Ham Flapper April 30, 2011

Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace

"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."

by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017

floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.

Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.

by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018

Flapping

Fapping while your wife falls off the balcony hitting the ground and flails her arms in agony.

I was busy fapping until the wife slipped off the balcony rail, then I was forced to start Flapping

by Balderic March 3, 2018

Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call

Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?

by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018

Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018