flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

Farp

To fart and burp at the same time

Man, after that garlic pizza last night, I let a farp and I couldn't tell which end smelled worse!

by Qwizzlestick March 29, 2010

farp

to fart and fap at the same time.

Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.

Person B: Awkward.

by derpherpcherp89 July 7, 2011

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

farple

A fart while sitting in the bathtub

I was sitting in the bathtub relaxing when I let a farple out.

by Mike Remia June 22, 2006

Flarppsnugget

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.

You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!

by definitionboo June 7, 2018

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008