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flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.
My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.
by A. Hermann February 9, 2007
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Farp

To fart and burp at the same time
Man, after that garlic pizza last night, I let a farp and I couldn't tell which end smelled worse!
by Qwizzlestick March 29, 2010
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farp

to fart and fap at the same time.
Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.

Person B: Awkward.
by derpherpcherp89 July 7, 2011
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twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.
by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007
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farple

I was sitting in the bathtub relaxing when I let a farple out.
by Mike Remia June 22, 2006
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Flarppsnugget

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.
You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!
by definitionboo June 7, 2018
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flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.
Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!
by audkap February 11, 2008
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