Flaccid Warrior

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

flaccid typing

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

Falcon

The art of having 4 penis' on the go, usually 1 in each hand, 1 up the anus and 1 in the mouth. Generally young Australian males can be found practicing with dildos in the privacy of their bedrooms.

Dude, I walked in on Simmo the other day and he was giving himself a Falcon!

by Zeussy June 11, 2018

Flabortion

The act of aborting your flabby bits (most commonly around the tummy area)

Honey, I think I'm expecting a food baby

Maybe you need a flabortion babe

by LB69 August 4, 2018

flaccid fogger

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

Falcon C

Monkey clan that loses to every single shit and isnt able to fucking shoot the gun at oppoments because they are a monkey clan

Falcon C: Hi we are best
Swat: no

by iiZ4d April 14, 2020