Flacktarded

A description of a person Who Only does things for themselves But always ends up hurting themselves in some Indirect way caused By there actions.

The bitch from Highschool musical Is totally Flacktarded.

by Thesuperguy August 9, 2009

Flackhammer

A Flackhammer, or Cackhammer, is a blunt object used to remove mud and the like from the bottom of shoes.

After that festival my wellies were covered in mud, I had to use a Flackhammer to get it all off.

by RabbidJack September 3, 2009

Flacitologist

A medical professional similar to that of a gynecologist but studies flacid male genetalia.

My penis turned green, I think I should see a flacitologist!!!

by Scarr77 October 25, 2010

Flacebo

1. Pretending to be one way on Facebook, but actually being another. 2. A fraudulent character flaw that is not real. A friend on Facebook that won't talk to you in the real world

Angeline asked me to be her friend on facebook, but she really doesnt know how to be friend I real life; shes such a FLACEBO

by daryl lick April 13, 2011

Flacor

The kind of stuff that comes up when Mercedes can't type.

Mercedes: I jus wanted to try the grape flacor :)
Mercedes: I mean flavor**

Shannon: No. Flacor.

by nergger April 27, 2011

flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011

Flacing

The act of flexing your face muscles when a projectile is approaching the gravitational pull of your face

She was juggling the remotes and I couldn't help but flace because she basically threw It at me, Its okay though she caught it.

She pretend to helping, then she stop and laughing at me cause I was flacing in a funny way

by Rotten_Pancakes September 2, 2011