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Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
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Five head

Five head: The term you give someone in which she an unusually large forehead induced from radiation. Commonly used as a insult or horrible nickname
Five head an unusually large forehead derogitry term

Shut the fuck up fivehead no-one gives two fucks about you and your needle to ass, boyfriend's issues
by Kermit1234 August 7, 2016
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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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five much

That girl wore an all hot pink outfit today, from head to toe. That was like, five much right there.
by g.lovee August 25, 2010
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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
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friendly five

when you and another person get into a fight , afterwards you would clap up like it never happened.(win or lose)
" Ayo you tryna get that friendly five in ?"
by meemom December 15, 2013
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