Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Pudge facking

When your fucking the front butt on a fat chick

She sure liked pudge facking all night long.

by Spaxxxxxx May 6, 2021

Kool-aid facial

When you drink so much kool-aid your nut is red and tastes like kool-aid.

Dude I went on an all kool-aid diet and treated my girl to a kool-aid facial.

by M4L_blade November 4, 2016

Siberian Stew Facial

When a man ejaculates into a plastic cup and sets it outside in freezing weather. Once the semen has frozen, he takes the whole cup and throws it at a woman’s face.

The woman was laying unconscious after receiving a brutal Siberian stew facial.

by BigC9 February 18, 2021

French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

no lie no fucked up situation

Future: ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

by maiso January 25, 2023