Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
Get the Ironic Facial Hairmug. by RichardHead January 14, 2009
Get the Inter racial facialmug. by kjac001 August 10, 2016
Get the gave her a facialmug. by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006
Get the irish facialmug. While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.
(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm
Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!
Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm
Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!
Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!
by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010
Get the French Facialmug. An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom
The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.
by vaeren January 26, 2008
Get the North Sea Facialmug. (noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.
by Estuarius June 7, 2009
Get the facial riff-raffmug.