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Fap city

Fap city is where 50 old white men gather together to fap in time square New York
by Donkeyshlong69 January 4, 2019
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.
Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap
by Buxty June 16, 2010
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Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012
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fap paw

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.
by tenderlove August 20, 2009
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Fap Roulette

A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number
I can't choose a porn star to fap to. I'll do a fap roulette to decide
by Adamisthedaddy February 26, 2010
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