Blonde Envy 

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

Blonde Envy by anonymous February 17, 2021

gay envy

For those that are attracted to the people that they want to look like. For example, you want to be muscular and large, while also simultaneously you get crushes on people that fit the mold of what you yourself want to look like. It's specifically gay envy as it's usually crushes for the same sex.

God, he's so hot... but I don't know if I love him or want to be him. The gay envy is real.

gay envy by Moyaimoyai May 11, 2021

Brandon Envy 

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.

The Democrat Party had Brandon Envy.

Brandon Envy by MeWebster November 2, 2021

Titty envy 

Titty envy is a term in psychology referring to inherent rivalries towards objects of precious, limited resource in relationship to maternity and childhood-like development. It can also refer to a deep psychogical attachment in a single person associated with maternity and a repressed source of lust. Usually, it characterizes or symbolizes sibling rivalry stemmed directly over territorial conflict to the milk of the mother's breasts. But it can also be treated more abstractly in conjunction to things like the development of sexuality, personality, ect. It can also represent sexual conflict between men or women in the contest towards an object of sexual importance. The breasts represent an object of existential importance in nourishment or survival and the means of conflict people will engage in towards one another to get it.

Joe: "Those two boys have been at war with each other ever since they had to share their mother's tit. They kind of have a titty envy between them over who gets what first."

Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"

Titty envy by Spawnface November 17, 2021

O-envy

When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

O-envy by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

turn green with envy 

To be angriest about envy or you wnat something and you cant get it

when i dont get what i want i use to turn green with envy

turn green with envy by JRPW21 March 10, 2017

Pump Fake Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.

Bro don’t get REKT by Pump Fake Envy, just HODL your HEX coins.

Pump Fake Envy by Mati Allin November 23, 2020