My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 28, 2012
The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating
by yuba gurl April 28, 2015
The feeling a husband feels after his wife says she's too tired for sex, but then she stays up late posting to Pintrest.
Mike: Why did you come to bed so late?
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.
by Phil A. Buster May 31, 2013
these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
by laurence of alaybia February 27, 2011
The resentment that some homophobes hold against queers.
They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.
based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"
They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.
based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"
by sgk1961 June 05, 2010
Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010
Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009