The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating
by yuba gurl April 28, 2015

The feeling of discontent or covetousness upon receiving an individual's "Out of Office AutoReply" indicating that she is away from the office, and will be for some time.
I developed a serious case of AutoReply Envy today after I emailed Amy only to receive her Out of Office AutoReply indicating she was out for the entire week and was therefore excused from our corporate retreat.
by Tupelo44 March 4, 2010

by quixoticelixer June 30, 2022

these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

When you like someones status comment, picture comment or wall post on you're facebook.
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
Your status: Just watched the 40 year old virgin, it was fucking great.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
by Frasemaster 5 March 3, 2011

The resentment that some homophobes hold against queers.
They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.
based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"
They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.
based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"
by sgk1961 June 9, 2010

When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!
by Sum gurl wiv nuffin 2 do January 16, 2011
