english kiss

a english kiss is a kiss which is known to lead to sexual activity

english kiss leads to oral sex or sexual intercourse

by rachie66691 August 3, 2007

Old English

AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.

Old English, My crunk Juice

by JonnyC April 15, 2005

English Smile

When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.

Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.

*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile

by Lucas Jolson April 16, 2010

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

by Diego August 18, 2003

English Crumpet

Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face

"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"

by michelleelala December 5, 2014

English

An English man. Considering all English people have small dicks and are crooked nosed cunts.

Did you have an English man last night yes with that sheep

by Killallcelticsupporters December 4, 2021

English Language Arts

a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.

Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?

by maybeillbetracer December 9, 2021