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Facebook sitting

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.
I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.
by lythande February 12, 2010
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Facebook

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.
by Schnitterbit January 16, 2011
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Facebook Foreplay

Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.
by cammie B April 13, 2009
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Facebook brag

To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.
"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"

"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."
by mynoduesp1123 August 13, 2008
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Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007
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Facebook date

Masturbating to pictures on Facebook of a person you find attractive. (coined by the Techromance blog)
Did you see the pictures of Amy's Halloween costume? I think I'm going to go on a Facebook date later.
by zero1319 May 8, 2011
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