Earth Worm Jim

Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.

Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.

by lightsaber4ah8r August 9, 2016

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

Earth's revenge

The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.

What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge

by YAWA August 29, 2021

earth fucking

When a man sticks his penis into a earthy hole and has sexual intercourse with the earth, and gives it a full creampie

That man , just went over there into to that moist muddy dirt pile made a tiny hole with his fingers. Whipped out his dick and started fucking the dirt pile. Yeah he is earth fucking

well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.

by Gcrebel February 27, 2022

Earth

Definitely not my true home
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.

I reincarnated on Earth, and I want to help the human race and raise their consciousness by spreading positive message and spirituality.

by t00c00lforscho00l April 8, 2022

Earth-grippers

Slang for crusty toes or to show that someone is grossed out by toes.

Person 1: ewww put your shoes back on, no one want to see those Earth-Grippers

Person2: no (touches person1 with their toes)

Person1: ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

by Kennyiskool6969 August 29, 2022