dick dumpling

feeding someone an eclair which was replaced with your own gooy filling.

dude: i gave this one girl a dick dumpling.

man: oo shit dude thats crazy.

by stonerjoe69 June 13, 2009

Dumpy

Drunk, but a sloppy kinda drunk. This is not something that happens after you have a few glasses of wine at Grandma's 90th. This is what happens when you have a bunch of alcohol in a short period of time, and end up naked in the neighbors treehouse.

"Is Nicole making out with her beer can?"
-"Yeah she's pretty dumpy."

"Dude I was so dumpy last night, i woke up with my pants soaked."

"Wow Paula Abdul is dumpy 24-7"

by jmack attack May 8, 2010

Dumpy McHatFuck

A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)

DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)

"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didn’t dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"

"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"

"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"I’m sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"

by Norledge January 28, 2010

Dumpy

NOUN - A person who gets gets trashed and does crazy shit; a person who looks extremly trashy; a person who is the equivelent of a person who gets "dumb" or "crunk" in random situations (such as a person going dumb at the dump) VERB - To go crazy, normally expressed in dance; to get "blazed"; to cause damage to property or random acts of vandalizism, mainly damage to port-a-potties ADJ - Being reckless due to intoxication; a random act of stupidity

N. (1)"That dupmy dude had way too much and is now hittin the neighbor's trashcans with a baseball bat!" (2)"That bitch looks straight Dumpy, them looks even make blind children cry!" (3)"Holly shit, that dude's gettin straight dumpy over there in stall eight. His subs hit like tyson bra!" V. (1)"I told my girl I was fuckin her sister and she got dumpy as hell!" (2)""Look at dat drunk-ass fool gettin dumpy on that port-a-potty!" (3)"That was a dumpy-ass move back there, goin dumb and runnin into that old lady!"

by Keleka Canaday March 22, 2007

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Rickshaw Dumpling

It's when you remove the "matress" from your futon, trap a midget under the base, and then shit between the slats into the eyes of the trapped midget.

Dude, I brought home this hottie midget from the bar and I totally laid down the Rickshaw Dumpling!

by PapiSanchez212 September 12, 2010

dumbly

When someone does something that's just ridiculous. Also when something dumb happens. The act of doing something dumb.

She fell on her ass dumly.

by GravyPlaya January 5, 2005