Door molested. Usually occurs after 3 or more pints of beer when going past a door so clumsily that the handle somehow catches on the belt straps, on the rear of your trousers. It it unknown how this occurs and is often called an act of satan
Bill: *Downs the tankard* IMM gunnahh... go get summslepp.
Joe: Ok, then.
Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!
Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.
Joe: Ok, then.
Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!
Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.
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