captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Vesaolikur disease

Vesaolikur disease is a disease caught by giving the dog "Duke" the fabled ball

Person 1: Bro im so mad im gonna give duke the ball
Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.

by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021

Liars Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.

When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.

by Oscar Clintorius October 14, 2020

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates

"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"

by wheelguy February 23, 2022

coronacleaning disease

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.

"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"

by Freybjorg April 21, 2020

Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.

Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.

by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020