detroit dirt

The shittiest weed known to man

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015

Dirt Diggers

Your dogs AKA feet

feet that dig into the ground

long toe nails is normally the cause

(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY

by Taylor_Bagel August 19, 2022

Dirt Wrinkle

Another term for asshole.

I stuck my finger in her dirt wrinkle and she shot across the room like a rocket.

by Detroit Jesus July 11, 2009

spitin dirt

takin a shit

my brother called me while i was spitin dirt

by twc2490 August 9, 2009

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018