Dialed

Refers to when a person has the exact right combination of alcohol, marijuana, caffeine and nicotine in there system.

“Jesse is dialed” - Brayden

by The vehicle god January 16, 2022

Dialed In

to be an absolute stud like MMG

“Are you dialed?” “Yes of course! I’m absolutely dialed in”

by MMG’s Son December 21, 2021

Dialelis

AZM

I was talking more to your internal... dialelis if you like.

by Salty.Tears. May 16, 2022

Dial pussy

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.

Something else was very fishy when I smelled that dial pussy.

by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020

dial-up

a type of internet connection that doesn’t allow you to use your phone line while connected to the internet and slow af. also the type of internet that the family of uraraka ochaco can afford since they’re broke af.

x: let me check my mail, maybe my friends sent something…
*dialing*
*6 hours lates*
x: whoa, this urban dictionary site is so fun!
*end of the month*
dad of x: hmm, phone bill… wait $500?
dad of x: SON WTF IS THIS BILL?

x: Dad I can explain-
dad of x: ENOUGH DIAL-UP FOR YOU I’M CONFISCATING YOUR FUCKING MODEM!

by Turkroach in ud ジ May 31, 2021

Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

by markalodian June 12, 2021

peak dialed

when ur locked tf in, success is on the horizon and had your daily dose of EGGGGGGGGS.

yeah, susan and mike over there are peak dialed rn, u can't mess with their vibe regardless of what you do, they're just that PEAK DIALED!

by just a chill dude November 25, 2024