Destruction

Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction

"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."

"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"

"WHAT"

"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also

"Hey, hows it going."

"I have a bald spot."

"Bro, what."

"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"

by smashlovesscream January 22, 2024

Destructionship

The relationship that blossoms from squad mates blowing shit up together.

destructionship brings us together!

by FPSgamingFTW February 1, 2024

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010

Operation Destructaho

A group of failures who plot together, against a ho that has done their good friend wrong, resulting in complete humiliation with a possibility of internet veiwing

What? that ho threw you out after sex?!?!?!?!?
Thats shitty man!........we need to get her back!!
How about Operation Destructaho!!!!!

by El Choam September 25, 2010

Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.

Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction

by Mycreativename May 6, 2013

crass destruction

A mass destruction, but done by a car accident, such as crashing into a wall and breaking it, a large car accident with many vehicles involved, etc.

My mom is a genius and created a crass destruction in the parking garage.

by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

Self destruction phase

The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.

Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.

by LinkCanBackflip November 5, 2019