double fender decker

when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.

Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar

Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….

by imfrom2014 February 3, 2022

Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.

Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.

by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018

Decker

In the book ‘THEY BOTH DIE AT THE END’ the word Decker is used to describe someone dying that same day

Mateo: Rufus and I are Deckers.

Woman: Sorry to lose you both today.

by softseaveyy October 12, 2021

captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess

Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015

Triple Deckered

Being drunk high and buzzed off of nicotine all at the same time

My boi Noah was triple deckered at that party last night

by Steeze February 10, 2022

french decker

When two child molesters are in prison and agree to have gay butt sex with each other and finger each other's buttholes then one of them resends their consent 3 days later and claims he was raped by a fellow child molester

Hey buddy fuck my ass and give me a french decker

by Decker french September 15, 2022

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022