Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"

Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder

by spqrbc August 31, 2010

Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

chubby decker

Another form to call someone fat or chubby

Her clothes were so tight her stomach popped out, what a chubby decker.

-Guy1: Dude she's hot but her friend isn't, take one for the team and go for the chubby decker
-Guy2: No way! You owe me..

by EROS GOOMERZ August 1, 2011

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Donkey dickers

The term Donkey dickers is used to describe nutzo white women that enjoy using a strap on penis to have anal sex with fat white men that have thiroid problems in the legs... which causes a funny grey discoloration. Thus resembling a fat donkey when entering from the rear!

Sally finally admitted she had a problem and joined the local "Donkey dickers" anonomus to seek help.

by Princess Angeline July 23, 2009

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Triple Decker

Similar to a double decker, except that an additional poop is left on top of another object, i.e. car, roof, mailbox...

Haha Jones didn't know that I actually did a triple decker in his computer CD drive!

by Word12 November 10, 2004